Quotes
Here are a few quotes from some of our more "imaginitive" users: <DrminAuburn> i'd blow a goat right now for you to be closer
<Accipiter777> thats nothin aub...when i went swimming last year, my pony got lost and i had to fix the window...
<YesPA<@>420-|||13||808> i am standing by and watching as my landlord half ass repairs serious problems with engineering disater in a sack
TheDeacon - but I can shoot a gnat in the ass at 150 yards w/ my .35 Rem.
CPnow!!! - I got love for porn....love for food, and love for friends <jbtjmd> Damn.... my mistake is that I love my wife...
Zaxaz - if I was a dog I think Toto would be a cool mofo to be--
Tess Tickles - speaking of goats, where the hell has The Deacon been?
mamabarb - well thats it for me .... you have all been a wonderful audience but I need to repair to my bedchamber and sleep the rest of the night on my celibate sleeping couch
mamabarb - see you all round like rissoles
Phillip_De_Boulle_ mine requires a rubber ducky , two inflatable lifesaving devices a claw hammer and a redhead ( flexible on the hair color )
Sunshine11 - i have good gag reflexes, but if it's a hard shot it'll come out my nose
Bosco*de*Gama> I bought the lipstick so the goat is mine
Just_April - A girl spits, a woman swallows and a show off blows bubbles
Tweeter - but I can flick a quarter outta the bottom of a beer glass with my tongue.
Chuckaround - see the yoga didn't take the edge off
Grammy_Tess--Tickles they come in various sizes ... the "i'm so sorry this one fits we'll give it to you for free" size ... the "extra small" the "small" the "medium" the "large" and the "if u got this much whatcha doing dancin ballet" ...
Phillip_De_Boulle428_ (to redme) hunny to me reading your mind is like reading a pamphlet on great jewish sport stars
WattheFuck - we need that snotty flower & the smart chicken!
TheDeacon001 just woke to the sound of someone trying to get into my front door. TheDeacon001 so I loaded the .357 snuck down in the dark and was listening to them. TheDeacon001 It was a fucking bullfrog throwing itself up against the door.
CPnow!!! - they might call me a freak so be quiet but i did a sheep once
Phillip_De_Boulle - i'll wear the collar but that's not for the kids
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